Malta Doctor is proud to announce the arrival of the First Ever (Medically-Supervised) Coparenting Service in the Maltese Islands (Malta + Gozo + Comino).
A Register of Available Co-Parents is currently being Drawn Up ; and a One-Off (Lifetime) Flat Mentoring Fee of £999 (Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine Pounds Sterling - GBP) will be Universally Charged Per Registrant. This will be paid directly to Our Programme Sponsor in the UK.
This Flat £999 Fee Covers all Expenses which may be incurred in promptly Finding (and Vetting) a Suitable Healthy Match , anywhere around the World ; including the Compulsory Attendance of a Coparenting Support Workshop. The £999 will be Fully Refunded if No Suitable Match is Found within 36 Months of Joining , unless the Registrant wishes to Duly Extend the Service for another 36 Months.
Managing This Service is not as easy (or Cheap) as it seems , since there is No Universal Magic Formula for bumping into the Ideal Coparent. A Short Lady may want a Tall Man. A White man may want a Yellow Lady. A Gay Person may want really want someone who is also Gay. A Muslim may seriously want a Christian. A Professional may not necessarily want a University Graduate (or Postgrad Student) etc.
Each Registrant therefore (rightfully) has His or Her Own Expectations (and Fears). That is why there is also an Accelerated (and Much More Expensive) 6 Month Service for VIP Clients who cannot wait for 36 Months.
Kindly Contact Us Directly , for Initial Enquires, via Our Official Admin Email Address (Not For Medical Queries Please) : MaltaDoctor@live.com
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Elective Coparenting - Often referred to as a Parenting Partnership , may be used as a viable choice by Individuals seeking to have children, but who do not wish to enter into a Conventional Relationship.
Such Arrangements are now getting common among Straight , Gay , Lesbian , Bisexual and Transgender Parents ; many of who would truly love to have (and Lovingly Care for) their very own Biological Children , without the Statutory Formalities of a Civil Partnership or Marriage or Intense Sexual Relationship.
Please note that the job of the Malta Doctor Coparenting Survice Immediately Ends as soon as a Healthy Pregnancy is Duly Achieved ; so it is Imperative that each Potential Male Registrant only chooses a Suitable Female Coparent who will not just simply use him for Breeding Purposes without the Granting of Fair Access Rights(and Vice Versa).
This is Very Important ; as there are a Lot of Wealthy (and Powerful) Independent Women in the Maltese Islands (and beyond) who do not really want the Endless Social Hassle of an Ever-Present Man in their Life ; and it is (therefore) this Particular Breed of Amazons which is Very Likely to take Full Control of any Babies , once they Eventually Arrive.
Denial-of-Access-to-Offspring , (also Colloquially known as Sperm-Snatching) , is one of the Main Reasons why so many Coparenting Initiatives have Spectacularly Collapsed in the Past.
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