Malta Doctor Duly Notes that the Good Lord God (Almighty) has Graciously Saved the Life of the Hon Dr Marlene Farrugia MP (Official Consort of the Rt Hon Health Minister , Dr Godfrey Farrugia MP) ; who Miraculously Escaped from being Painfully Devoured by an Absolutely Horrifying , Massive Floating Swarm , of Vicious Maltese Jellyfish !
It was widely reported (initially) that the Honourable Doctor (Miss) Farrugia had (apparently) gone for a walk with her son along the outer part of Gnejna Bay right below the Towering Clay Cliffs , before independently deciding to (Bravely) Swim Back ; since Heavy Rain was expected and the Aforementioned Cliffs would have therefore been Far Too Slippery for comfort.
However , over the Past 36 Hours , a Multitude of (Cliff-Hanging) Conspiracy Theories have now taken Centre-Stage ; as Worldwide Speculation about Beautiful Mermaids in Gnejna Sensationally Goes Viral (and Sales of Online Naturist Tourism Tickets Dramatically Begin to Soar) !
* Malta Tourism Promotion | Tip Number 1 :
The Exact Gnejna Rock which Our Pretty Little Doctor was Precariously Stranded On should speedily be declared a National Treasure of the State ; while an Iconic Mermaid Statue similar to the (Crowd-Pulling) One in Copenhagen is Swiftly Erected (upon it) Accordingly.
A Group of Investors is Ready to Fully Fund Three (3) of such Fabulous Mermaid Monuments , diplomatically spaced throughout the Length and Breadth of the Maltese Islands Coastline.
( 1 for Malta . . . 1 for Gozo . . . 1 for Comino )
Not Wanting to be Comprehensively Outdone , most especially during this Massive Blaze of Global Media Publicity , a Highly Influential Group of Underground Gay Activists in Malta has officially asked for any Upcoming Mermaid Statues around Gnejna Bay to be (Specifically) Coloured Either Pink or Purple . . . Since those Particular Rocks have Always Been One of Their Most Favoured Secret Cruising Beaches and They Were the Wise Little Folk who (Delightfully) Got There First !
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