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Malta Doctor | Sunday Sermon | 15th of June 2014 | Advance Posting

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Malta Doctor | Informal Learning Programme | 4 Essential Components of a (Home-Grown) Human Rights System for the Whole of the Maltese Islands.

* [ Number 1 ] : We Need a Robust Bill of Human Rights (or Code or Convention) , for the Maltese Islands ; which is Freely Accessible and Fundamentally Acceptable.

Since Malta is an EU Member State , then a Simple Maltese Islands Adaptation of the European Human Rights Convention should (indeed) Provisionally Suffice.

* [ Number 2 ] : We Require an Independent Human Rights Commission , for the Maltese Islands ; which Must Be Free at the Point of Service , and should Robustly Work on the Root Causes of Discrimination in order to sustainably effect Systemic Social Change.

It must develop Holistic Human Rights Policies and consistently provide Targeted Public Education to all Sectors of Society.

It must Regularly Monitor (and Audit) Human Rights , conduct Thorough Research (plus In-Depth Analysis) , and competently handle all Human Rights Enquiries or Referrals.

In matters affecting the Broad Public Interest, it should boldly take cases to Tribunal ; or even Firmly Intervene in Human Rights Cases before they get to Tribunal.

The Chairman must be elected from a (Broad-Based , and Well - Represented) Board of Human Rights Commissioners.

* [ Number 3 ] : We Demand a Dedicated Human Rights Legal Support Centre , for the Maltese Islands ; which must be Free at the Point of Service , and should be Exclusively Focused on Professionally Assisting those who are Filing Statutory Applications (Cases) before Tribunal.

Basic Services must include Advice, Support , Funding and Legal Representation.

The Centre should be run by Experienced Human Rights Lawyers , not Ordinary (Lay) Activists.

* [ Number 4 ] : We Deserve a Competent Human Rights Tribunal , for the Maltese Islands ; which must be Free at the Point of Service.

It will Statutorily decide if someone’s Human Rights have been Violated.

Anyone who thinks that their rights under the Bill have been violated , should be able to File a Formal Application directly with the Tribunal.

It is for Tribunal to decide the best way to deal with Particular Situations.

The Tribunal could also decide that an Applicant's Rights have not been Violated at all ; or that it does not have the Power (or Jurisdiction) to deal with a Particular Matter (either Partly or Wholly or Otherwise).

In my opinion , as far as Malta is concerned , the Human Rights Commission itself should Independently report directly to Parliament ; while the Human Rights Tribunal must be Chaired by a Serving Judge and should be ideally an Independent Judicial Body (the decisions of which can be Appropriately Appealed at Higher Court).

MALTA DOCTOR | TOUGH TALK :

Human Rights do not come Cheap , These Days.

It is only when your (very own) Fundamental Human Rights have been seriously Violated that you can ever begin to understand precisely what we are talking about (here) ; Most especially if one of the (Arms-Length) Abusers happens to be the Honourable Minister for Social Dialogue (herself).

Over 99% of the World's Major Conflicts have something to do with Human Rights, in one way or another ; most of which could have easily been Comprehensively Tackled at a much earlier stage if Adequate Human Rights Systems were nicely in place.

Look at Northern Ireland. Look at Iraq . Look at Libya .

In almost Every Single Case , Terrorists consistently appear to be Made (Created or Nurtured) by Bad Human Rights Systems.

First , Their Fundamental Human Rights are Usually Abused without Redress . . .

They then get Endlessly Ignored by the Authorities . . .

Then Marginalized by Society . . .

Then Radicalized by the Dark Armies . . .

They then become Surreptitiously Baptized as Extremists ; before being Spiritually Confirmed (Elevated) as Terrorists , and Perpetually Beatified as Potential Martyrs.

To this Effect , Helena Dalli must never be allowed to Threaten (or Compromise) National Security by cheekily upgrading the NCPE into yet another of her Failed Social Dialogue Projects ; as is now obvious that She does not appear to care about the Grave Implications of failing to come up with a Robust Human Rights (Grievance-Resolution) System.

Malta is Precariously Perched at the Crossroads of the World's Most Wreckless Terror Highways , and the Ethnic Composition of the Maltese Islands is rapidly changing . . .

The Very Last Thing that we want , at this Particular Time , is a (Rapidly Growing) Group of Marginalized (and Frustrated) Individuals ; who are consistently being failed by an Obtuse Avalanche of Institutionally Racist (Government) Systems . . .

It would be Prize Foolery to allow the Highly Incompetent Helena Dalli to woefully handle such an Extremely Sensitive Job of setting up a (Robust) Human Rights System for Malta ; and It would be Equally Unconscionable for the Maltese Government to simply just sit back as an Utterly Useless Social Dialogue Minister (Lazily) hands everything over to the (Intrinsically) Rotten NCPE.

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Malta Doctor | Informal Learning Initiative :
Assignment Number 9

In Terms of Human Rights , was Nelson Mandela actually a Terrorist or a Freedom Fighter ?.

List 3 Countries which still had Him on their Terrorists Database , even when he was President of South Africa.

Why do you think the United States of America kept Mandela on their Terrorists List for So Long ; even though the Rest of the World loudly hailed him as a Hero ?

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Please Note that this Programme is Independently Supervised by a Registered Learning Provider in the United Kingdom (UK).

Completion Certificates will therefore be Primarily Issued from Great Britain ; subject to (Face-To-Face) Interview (Assignments Review) with one of our Approved Mentors ; currently located in Major Cities throughout the World.

Upon Finishing the 6 Month Programme , Successful Candidates may therefore have to Travel all the way to London for their Formal Induction (Graduation) Ceremony ; should they wish to wear a Full Academic Gown and Cap. (*Otherwise Completion Certificates will have to be sent out via either Fedex or DHL Courier.)

Basic Programme Fee (inclusive of a Minimum of 12 Serious Hours of Intensive Practical Observership at a Local Doctors Clinic) in Your Own Country : £999

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Limited Spaces are Presently Available ; due to the Unprecedented Level of Interest in this Project.

Gap Year Folk are Welcome to request Special Intensive Mentorship , prior to Travelling Abroad.

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Our Upgraded Malta Doctor Online Appointments Booking System is (Now) Fully Operational.

Thank You

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We are exceedingly pleased to announce the arrival of a Minor Ailments Service ; specifically designed for Busy Tourists who do not wish to make Health (or Medical) Insurance Claims for Relatively Simple Health Problems.

Minor Ailments are generally described as Common , Self-Limiting, Clinical Conditions which normally require Simple Medical Interventions ; usually without the use of either Complex Procedures or Expensive Prescriptions.

Clientelle usually pay a Fixed Flat Fee of €100 (One Hundred Euros) Per Single Consultation (This covers everything ; inclusive of All Medical Advice Per Visit , All Confirmatory Tests Per Visit , All Prescriptions Per Visit and All Referral Fees Per Visit).

Other (€20 or €30) Options are also available for those who simply require Very Brief 15 Minute Consultations. Under these (€20 or €30) options , the Clients will formally undertake to externally obtain any required Confirmatory Tests , Prescriptions or Referrals (elsewhere).

The €20 Rates are only available on Saturdays.

The €30 Rates are only available on Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays , Thursdays and Fridays.

The €100 Rates are principally only available on Wednesdays.

Special Customized (On-Call) Rates are also available ; upon due request.

Please note that our Fundamental Quality of Professional Clinical Care will still ethically remain the same ; irrespective of which particular option is ultimately chosen by the Client.

All that our Clients really need to do is Schedule a Private Appointment and leave the rest to us.

This Minor Ailments Service is run by a (Fully Licensed) Private Medical Doctor ; who frequently holds Clinical Consultations in both Malta and Gozo .

Please kindly Contact Us for Further Information or Duly Proceed Directly to our Online Secure Booking System (via the Large HELP Button).

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Malta Doctor | Informal Learning | Assignments Repository | Meet Mrs Daphne DeBono | Mentor Emeritus | Your (No - Nonsense) Virtual Course Mistress | Her Maiden Name is Orlando | Her Daughter Married A Gonzi | Her Mother Was (Originally) a Muscat !

Malta Doctor | International Informal Learning Initiative | Europe | Africa | USA | Canada | Latin America | Asia | Australia | Pacific

Please Note that this Programme is Independently Supervised by a Registered Learning Provider in the United Kingdom (UK).

Completion Certificates will therefore be Primarily Issued from Great Britain ; subject to (Face-To-Face) Interview (Assignments Review) with one of our Approved Mentors ; currently located in Major Cities throughout the World.

Upon Finishing the 6 Month Programme , Successful Candidates may therefore have to Travel all the way to London for their Formal Induction (Graduation) Ceremony ; should they wish to wear a Full Academic Gown and Cap. (*Otherwise Completion Certificates will have to be sent out via either Fedex or DHL Courier.)

Basic Programme Fee (inclusive of a Minimum of 12 Serious Hours of Intensive Practical Observership at a Local Doctors Clinic) in Your Own Country : £999

Contact Us Directly via FaceBook to Duly Enrol (and Pay) for this Option.

Limited Spaces are Presently Available ; due to the Unprecedented Level of Interest in this Project.

Gap Year Folk are Welcome to request Special Intensive Mentorship , prior to Travelling Abroad.

Apply Early !

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Malta Doctor | Informal Learning Initiative :
Assignment Number 1

Did You Know that Suicide Rates generally tend to Decline at Christmas ; but Significantly Rise in the New Year ?

. . . Briefly List 12 Possible Explanations . . .

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Malta Doctor | Informal Learning Initiative :
Assignment Number 2

Did You Know that Platonic Hugging (with Laughter) is Extremely Effective as a Therapeutic Accelerator for the Healing of Certain Types of Ailments together an Extremely Diverse Range of Diseases and Illnesses ; in addition to Loneliness, Depression , Anxiety and Stress ?

. . . Briefly List 12 Possible Modes of Action . . .

*Controversial Quote of the Day from Virginia Satir (a Highly Respected Family Therapist) : “We need 4 Hugs a Day for Survival. We need 8 Hugs a day for Maintenance. We need 12 Hugs a Day for Growth.”

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Malta Doctor | Informal Learning Initiative :
Assignment Number 3

Did You Know that SELECTIVE POLITICAL LYING (Yes . . . Telling Tinsy-Winsy , Itsy-Bitsy , Wee-Little , Naughty White Lies) can Sometimes be Therapeutically (Albeit Mostly Temporarily) Beneficial to Certain Embattled Politicians who are Suddenly Faced with Alarming Situations ?

. . . Briefly List 12 Notable Historical Instances . . .

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Malta Doctor | Informal Learning Initiative :
Assignment Number 4

Did You Know that Thomas Hitzlsperger (Yes . . . The Top Former German World Cup Soccer Super Star and Ex Aston Villa / Everton / West Ham Player) has just Publicly Outed Himself as Being Gay (Homosexual) ; despite Spending Quite a Lot of Media (PR) Time taking Fabulous Public Photos with His Beautiful Young Girlfriend ?

. . . Even Though the Sexuality of Thomas Hitzlsperger is Absolutely None of Our (Nosey Little) Business Whatsoever - For Purely Academic Matters (Alone) , Please Briefly List 12 Possible Reasons why he may (might) have previously wanted to Look (Totally) Heterosexual ; most especially during the Active Phase of His Highly Successful Football Career . . .

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Malta Doctor | Sunday Sermon | Maltese Islands

* Chief Medical Officer | UK
(I Took Illegal Drugs - A Few Times)

"I Never Smoked, so I couldn't Smoke Joints, but I did have Some Cookies."

* Professor the Rt Honourable Dame Sally Davies
(My Hash Cookies Horror Shocker Nightmare !)

"[One Time] I had Hallucinations and I've Never Touched It Since."

Malta Doctor | Informal Learning Initiative :
Assignment Number 5

Did You Know that Professor Doctor Dame Sally Davies (Yes . . . The Top Chief Medical Officer of the UK and Eminent International Clinician ) recently Publicly Admitted to Previously taking Illegal Drugs ; despite Notably Keeping Quiet About It in the Past ?

. . . Even Though the Historical Cannabis Exploits of the Rt Hon Dame Sally are Absolutely None of Our (Cheeky Little) Business Whatsoever - For Purely Academic Matters (Alone) , Please Briefly List 12 Possible Reasons why she may (might) have previously wanted to Appear (Totally) Unblemished ; most especially during the Early Phases of Her Fabulous Medical Career . . .


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Malta Doctor | From Russia With Love | Equality and Diversity | Maltese Islands | Viewer Discretion Advised.

. . . Russian President Vladimir Putin . . .

" . . . Some of My Friends are Gay . . ."

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Malta Doctor | Informal Learning Initiative :
Assignment Number 6

Carefully Study , (in Profound Detail) , the Above Sets of 'Gay-Friendly' Gentlemen's Toilets ; which were Recently , (and Boldly) , Showcased by the Fabulous Russian Government ; as part of a US$50BN (Yes , Fifty Billion Dollar) Winter Olympic Games Upgrade . . .

Comprehensively List at Least 12 Missing Features ; in Direct Relation to issues surrounding Health , Privacy , Legality , Etiquette and Hygiene.

. . . Please Keep Your Answers Totally Clean . . .

* Cheeky Photoshopped Responses , (Similar to the Absolutely Disrespectful One Below) , will swiftly result in Automatic Expulsion to Siberia !

Malta Doctor

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Assignment Number 7 | Malta Doctor | Medical Oddity Of The Month | January 2014 | Tree Man Syndrome | Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis | Viewer Discretion Advised.

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Malta Doctor | International Informal Learning Initiative | Europe | Africa | USA | Canada | Latin America | Asia | Australia | Pacific

Please Note that this Programme is Independently Supervised by a Registered Learning Provider in the United Kingdom (UK).

Completion Certificates will therefore be Primarily Issued from Great Britain ; subject to (Face-To-Face) Interview (Assignments Review) with one of our Approved Mentors ; currently located in Major Cities throughout the World.

Upon Finishing the 6 Month Programme , Successful Candidates may therefore have to Travel all the way to London for their Formal Induction (Graduation) Ceremony ; should they wish to wear a Full Academic Gown and Cap. (*Otherwise Completion Certificates will have to be sent out via either Fedex or DHL Courier.)

Basic Programme Fee (inclusive of a Minimum of 12 Serious Hours of Intensive Practical Observership at a Local Doctors Clinic) in Your Own Country : £999

Contact Us Directly via FaceBook to Duly Enrol (and Pay) for this Option.

Limited Spaces are Presently Available ; due to the Unprecedented Level of Interest in this Project.

Gap Year Folk are Welcome to request Special Intensive Mentorship , prior to Travelling Abroad.

Apply Early !


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A Long Lost Relative (of yours) Suddenly Appears on your Door-Step , with an Extremely Severe Case of Tree Man Syndrome ; and Nowhere Else to Go.

List 12 Simple Things which could (cost-effectively) be done ; to Holistically Improve his General Quality of Life.

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Malta Doctor

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Malta Doctor | Informal Learning Initiative :
Assignment Number 8

The First Lady of Your Fabulous Country has just been officially invited for 3 Different High Tea Appointments , at the following Exceedingly Posh Locations : Buckingham Palace , Chateau Versailles and The White House.

Briefly Sketch 12 Different Outfits ; for Her Possible Consideration.

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Malta Doctor | February 2014 | First Ladies of Fashion

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* * * Michelle Obama v Samantha Cameron * * *


* * * Chantal Biya (Cameroon) * * *


* * * Samantha Cameron v Michelle Obama * * *


* * * Sheikha Mozah (Qatar) * * *








* * * Michelle Obama v Samantha Cameron * * *

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